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Y Saturday, December 08, 2007

What goes around, comes around
One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up infront of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry.He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was those chills which only fear can put in you. He said, "I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson."Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt. As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through. She couldn't thank him enough for coming to her aid. Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way. He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, "And think of me." He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight. A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to grab abite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. She had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn't erase. The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strainand aches change her attitude. The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan.. After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill. The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady could be. Then she noticed something written on the napkin. There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: "You don't owe me anything. I have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I'm helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you."Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard.... She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, "Everything's going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson."There is an old saying "What goes around comes around." Today, I sent you this story and I'm asking you to pass it on... Let this light shine. Don't delete it, don't return it. Simply, pass this on to your friends.

REGARDS

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Saturday, December 08, 2007

Y Friday, November 30, 2007

Difference Between Women And Men

however if you think there is any similarity then you are neither

1.NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2.EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3.MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

4.BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5.ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that.. is the beginning of a new argument.

6.CATS
Women love cats.Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7.FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8.SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9.MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change , and she does.

10.DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11.NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12.OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13.THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes.There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

AND FINALLY....
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?""Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

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Friday, November 30, 2007

Y Sunday, November 04, 2007

BE AWARE FRIENDS , The world is getting sicker and a more unsafe place! Don't know how accurate these stories are, but better to be aware than be ignorant. ==========================================

This is a true story, it has been confirmed, and the Medical Centre phone number at the end of this story is real. This guy went out on a Saturday night a few weeks ago to a party. He was having a good time and had a couple of beers and some girl seemed to like him & invited him to go to another party. He quickly agreed & decided to go along with her. She took him to a party in some apartment and they continued to drink & even got involved with some drug (unknown). The next thing he knew, he woke up completely naked in a bathtub filled with ice. He looked down at his chest, which had "CALL 000 or YOU'LL DIE" written on it with lipstick. He saw a phone was on a stand next to the tub so he picked it up & dialled. He explained to the EMS operator what the situation was & that he didn't know where he was, what he took, or why he was really calling. She advised him to get out of the tub. He did, and he appeared normal, so she told him to check his back. He did, and found two 9 inch slits on his lower back. She told him to get back into the tub immediately, and they sent a rescue team over. Apparently, after being examined, he found out more - His kidneys were stolen. They were worth $10,000 each on the black market. He is currently in the hospital on a life support, awaiting a spare kidney. I wish to warn you about a new crime ring that is targeting business travellers. This ring is well organized and well funded, has very skilled personnel & is currently operating in most major cities around the world and recently very active in Sydney . The crime begins when a business traveller goes to a lounge for a drink at the end of the work day. A person in the bar walks up as they sit alone and offers to buy them a drink. The last thing the traveller remembers until they wake up in a hotel room bathtub, their body submerged to their neck in ice, is sipping that drink. There is a note taped to the wall instructing them not to move and to call 000. A phone is on the small table next to the bathtub for them to call. The business traveller calls 000 who have been quite familiar with this crime. The business traveller is instructed by the 000 operator to very slowly and carefully reach behind them and feel there is a tube protruding from the back. The business traveller finds the tube and answers "YES". The 000 operator tells them to remain still, having already sent paramedics to help. The Operator knows that both of the traveller's kidneys had been harvested. This is not a scam or out of science fiction novel. It is real. It is documented and confirmable. If you travel or someone close to you travels, please be careful. Sadly, this is very true.

I REALLY WANT AS MANY PEOPLE TO SEE THIS AS POSSIBLE SO PLEASE BOUNCE THIS TO WHOEVER YOU CAN.

Michele ShaferML/Lab AdministrationMedical Manager Research & Development99 Missenden RD , Camperdown, Sydney 2000Tel:(029)5156111;Fax:(029)4621505

I was approached yesterday afternoon around 3.30 pm in the Car parking lot by two males, asking what kind of perfume I was wearing. Then they asked if I'd like to sample some fabulous Scent they were willing to sell me at a very reasonable rate. I probably would have agreed had I not received an email some weeks ago, warning of this scam. The men continued to stand between parked cars, I guess to wait for someone else to hit on. I stopped a lady going towards them, I pointed at them and told her about how I was sent an email at Work about someone walking up to you at the malls, in parking lots, asking you to sniff perfume that they are selling at a cheap price. THIS IS NOT PERFUME - IT IS ETHER! When you sniff it, you'll pass out and they'll take your wallet, your valuables, and heaven knows what else. If it were not for this email, I probably would have sniffed the "perfume", but thanks to the generosity of an emailing friend, I was spared whatever might have happened to me, and wanted to do the same for you.

LET EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS!

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Sunday, November 04, 2007

In war soldiers get injured, right?
Here's howdifferent races exclaim:
When the BRITISH got shot - OH MY GOD.....!!!!
When the MALAY got shot - YA ALLAH....!!!
When the INDIAN got shot - AH-YOYO AMMAH...!!!
But when the CHINESE Hokkien got shot,they go - NABUEH CHEE BYE, TIOK LIAO...!!!!**************************

Signal for sex:
Man marries deaf girl. He mimes to her:
"Let's make a signal code if we want sex?"
She nods and agrees.
So he goes:"If I want Sex, I'll squeeze your breast.
In response you can shake my penis once for"yes" and 50 times for "no"....***************************

Smart Thambi
Thambi ask hooker how much for sex?
She says:$50 on bed, $20 on sofa and $10 on grass.
He then hands her $50.
She says:"You man of class, one time on bed...?"
He says: "NO!! 5 times on grass...." **************************

Comfort in Friendship:
"Friends" are like underwear; always a comfort...
"Good friends" are like condoms; always protecting...
"Great friends" are like Viagra; lift you up when you're down ...*************************

New drink from Malaysia:
The Malaysian government has approved therelease of a new drink made with cutting edgetechnology. It's a combination of Horlicks, Milo Kopi & Teh. It's called - "LICKMYKOTEH"....***************************

Positive thinking
Positive thinking is like this....
A little bird flies up in the sky;you look up and it shits in your eye...
But you don't mind and you don't cry...
You just thank God that cows don't fly. ....

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Sunday, November 04, 2007

This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month, at Shah Alam. Her name is Priya; she was hit by a lorry. I don't want to mention the name of the college. She had a boyfriend names Shankar. He lives in Johore. Both of them are true lovers. They are always on the phone with each other. You can never see her without her handphone. She spends ¾ of the day talking with Shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family (just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone". She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people couldn't carry her coffin. I was there ~ a lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't , everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result was still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from Thailand (pak Darin), who is a friend of her father's. He took a seat and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". Then her friends told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and place her phone, together with the SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could now be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. (can you feel the fear? I'm shaking at this moment.) Priya's parents didn't inform Shankar that Priya had passed away (pity Shankar). After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom. Shankar: "Atte, I'm coming home today. Please cook something nice for me. Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today; I want to surprise her." Her mother replied, "You come home first, I want to tell you something very important." After he arrived at Shah Alam, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thought that they were fooling around. He was laughing and said, "Don't try to fool me ... tell Priya to come out ... I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense." Then they show him the Priya's death certificate; they gave him proof to make him believe. Shankar started to sweat profusely. He said, "It's not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me." Shankar was shaking so badly when suddenly, his phone rang. "See this is from Priya. See this ...." he showed the phone to Priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He used the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard this conversation, loud and clear. No cross lines, no humming. It was Priya's voice! And there was no way others could use her SIM card as it was nailed inside the coffin! They were so shocked and asked for pak Darin's help. Pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. He and pak Darin worked for 5 hours ... then they discovered one thing .....

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Sunday, November 04, 2007

Y Friday, September 21, 2007

hello hello hello.. i was busy with a game named nitto legends.. haha.. u guys can download it from www.nittolegends.com the file is small and u can just download it in between 5 to 10 minutes depending on your internet speed.. for those that really likes to mod their cars, then this would be the right game for you.. here are some screenshot of the game ;

who say cannot win in the pro cup? i can win ler, but just once la.. haha..

this is my perfect rt

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Friday, September 21, 2007

Y Tuesday, July 24, 2007

sorry guys, not i dont wanna update. it's because i m busy wif assignment, reports, tutorials, presentation and a lot more.. really dont have the time to blog at the moment.. the main point is not 100% busy but only 20%.. 80% it's because i m lazy :) hehehe so lazy to type.. everytime think of updating then end up playing games.. yesterday just went to a car accesories that my friend SIM CHENG TAK introduce.. went there to change my woofer cause the woofer i bought from there 2 weeks ago spoilt.. and it last only for 2 weeks and maybe less than that. haha.. guess this one will last longer.. need me to pay extra RM90 for that particular woofer that i changed.. the owner of the shop told me that the one i m using now is better so i hope it wont spoilt so fast.. and guess wad? it's the 11th woofer i bought.. fuck.. people that know me better knows why.. even a soundstream woofer only last for 1 week++.. lets talk about other stuff cause the more i talk about woofer the more angry i will get.. oppss... my gf msged me and need to pick her up now.. so i guess i'll continue again soon... wont dissapoint u all again.. hahaz :)

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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Y Friday, May 11, 2007

today so soi ar... just now when i m on the way back from my friends house, a police car followed me untill i reach home and i never realize it... when i parked my car outside my house suddenly a police car appeared right beside my car... wtf... when i get down from my car the police just like wanna ambush me like that... they take the long long kayu like gangster like that... fuck la... they stay out side my house to puek wif me for almost 30 minutes ar... so hard to puek wif them cause i dont have license, dont have roadtax, tinted, sport exhaust, condom in my dashboard and a few steel pipe under my carpet.. the stupid police keep on asking me to follow them to simpang tiga... wtf... so stress ar... i told them i went to simpang tiga police station once and the summons till now not yet pay then they say nevermind... go another time... i was like huh... then they ask me how i settle it last time then i say my dad settled it for me... but actually my dad never know about all this.. the police very stubburn ar at 1st.. i say i chia them minum kopi then they say 'kami baru saja habis minum'.. haha then they say kami bukan orang yang suka minta duit, kerja kami tangkap orang, bukan minta duit... wtf.. talk so haolien... then they keep on turning here and there saying why i no license la, no roadtax la.. then i told them i just came back from overseas and nobody is driving my car for 2 years that's why no roadtax and no lisence cause i m not in kuching and i tint my car last time cause iwas a gangster... haha.. so funny.. then they took my condoms away... end up i give them rm20 to settle everything.. hahaz.. that is why they say 'money can solve everything' so stressss... condoms nowadays not cheap ar... my friend bought 2 big boxes of condoms and it cost around rm 20.. haha.. i asked him why he buy so many then he said he is a lazyman and that 2 boxes can last for half a year... i'm having my mid year holiday now and i m selling lok lok wif my friends opposite star cineplex to earn some cash better then wasting time playing and loitering around.. that coffee shop is hong garden if i m not mistaken.. feel free to drop by and buy something from me yea.. i went to the banquet to celebrate mother's day just now and that place is fucking cool... got restaurant, lounge, cafeteria and a big parking area.. hahaz... the food not bad.. can fight wif lok thian ar.. the only weaknesses is they don't sell pork.. u know la, chinese like to eat pork ma.. for those who never went there before should try out their food... no regrets ;) btw, i just bought a new aircond and i m fucking sleepy now cause its too cold in here... get wad i mean? zzzZZz... byesss...

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Friday, May 11, 2007

Y Saturday, April 28, 2007

having my final exam now so dont hv much time to blog.. hmmm. sleep for almost 24 hours yesterday cause not sleeping for 2 days.. hv to do revision for my final... finally got time to sleep so have to sleep enough enough.. 1 day i sleep for 8 hours, last night plus the other 2 nights = 24 hours... cun cun.. but sleep too long now also tired.. my eye like wanna pop out like that... pain+hungry=dead.. i m making a new player for my blog now.. so i think i hv to go... will blog again maybe after i make the player or maybe tomorrow... *muaks*

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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Y Wednesday, April 18, 2007

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007