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Y Sunday, November 04, 2007
In war soldiers get injured, right? Here's howdifferent races exclaim: When the BRITISH got shot - OH MY GOD.....!!!! When the MALAY got shot - YA ALLAH....!!! When the INDIAN got shot - AH-YOYO AMMAH...!!! But when the CHINESE Hokkien got shot,they go - NABUEH CHEE BYE, TIOK LIAO...!!!!**************************
Signal for sex: Man marries deaf girl. He mimes to her: "Let's make a signal code if we want sex?" She nods and agrees. So he goes:"If I want Sex, I'll squeeze your breast. In response you can shake my penis once for"yes" and 50 times for "no"....***************************
Smart Thambi Thambi ask hooker how much for sex? She says:$50 on bed, $20 on sofa and $10 on grass. He then hands her $50. She says:"You man of class, one time on bed...?" He says: "NO!! 5 times on grass...." **************************
Comfort in Friendship: "Friends" are like underwear; always a comfort... "Good friends" are like condoms; always protecting... "Great friends" are like Viagra; lift you up when you're down ...*************************
New drink from Malaysia: The Malaysian government has approved therelease of a new drink made with cutting edgetechnology. It's a combination of Horlicks, Milo Kopi & Teh. It's called - "LICKMYKOTEH"....***************************
Positive thinking Positive thinking is like this.... A little bird flies up in the sky;you look up and it shits in your eye... But you don't mind and you don't cry... You just thank God that cows don't fly. ....
